...Average Night

I pull into the gas station, my heart racing and palms sticky with sweat. I walk inside the small, brightly lit building with my head down, and quickly grab my purchases; some preplanned and some spur of the moment. Once at the cash register I hand over my payment with shaky hands and avoid eye contact with the oblivious cashier. They always ask if I’d like a bag, I always say yes even though it takes a few more precious seconds to get out of there. Before I’m all the way out of the gas station I’m discretely trying to rip open one of the packages inside the bag. It doesn’t even matter which one, the only thing on my mind is getting the food into my mouth as soon as possible. I can only hope that someday they will make wrappers edible so I’m not slowed down by this necessary step.

 

 The second the car door slams shut, I begin double fisting my stash and shoving it into my salivating mouth, if it were dicks instead of food I’d make quite the porn star. I feel, at least for a few seconds, that sweet relief from life that I so badly crave. It’s just me and the food in the car, and I finally feel okay again. I can breathe. This feeling is fleeting, as I drive home still thrusting the sweet and rich food in my mouth, it already begins to fade. I begin to feel sick from eating so much sugary food so quickly but don’t slow down. I easily finish it all by the time I get back to my neighborhood. I park a few blocks away on a quiet street to undo the damage of the last half-hour.

 

Now, this is where the bags come in. I kneel on the driver’s seat facing the passenger side window, and put the bags—still filled with empty packages and wrappers—on the passenger’s seat. I violently shove two fingers down my throat and beginning slightly scissoring them to trigger my frequently used gag reflex. After a brief moment, the puke begins pouring out of my mouth, covering my hand like slime covers a b-list celebrity on Nickelodeon. Most of it lands in the bag with a satisfying, guttural splat.

 

Often gas station bags are too small and flimsy, so I usually have some garbage bags in my car as back up. Worst case, I slip over to the passenger side and puke behind my car door on the side of the road, risking exposure in order to get the food back out. In an ideal world, one nice big purge would get everything up. Unfortunately for me and my fellow bulimic’s out there, it’s not that simple. It takes several times to get everything up, even more when I binge on gummy candy or chocolate. They go down a lot easier then they come up, more on that another time. Drinking a carbonated beverage always helps get things moving though, diet soda was my new drink of choice.  In between pukes I wipe my mouth and hands on whatever spare clothing is in my car. I have no problem remembering bags but I can never seem to remember a napkin or paper towel. I just hope I remember it needs to be washed before I try and wear it, I’ve gotten good and checking sweatshirts in my car for vomit before just throwing them on.

 

Once I’m satisfied that I’ve got as much up as I can, I gather my things together and tie the puke bag or bags in a knot at the top. I get out of my car and walk from the residential street I’m parked on to the busier one where my apartment is, carrying the puke bags with me and tossing them in the trash outside my building. Sometimes when I want to quickly forget about a binge I just throw the bags in the trunk or the backseat under some clothes and deal with them later.

 

Once inside my apartment I say hello to my boyfriend who’s too engrossed in whatever video game he’s playing to notice how awful I look, and then I heat up something for dinner and eat on the couch while chatting to him about how lucky he is to date me. As soon as I’m done eating I tell him I feel gross and need a shower, which isn’t exactly a lie. I head into the bathroom, turn the shower on, then face the toilet and stick my fingers down my throat to get rid of the dinner I just ate. That first binge and purge nowhere near satisfied me, once is never enough. Before getting in the shower I look in the mirror, my eyes are red and glassy. There’s make-up smudged around them. My hair is a mess and there’s a streak of vomit decorating my cheek. I tell myself this is the last time; never again. I’m done now. By the time I’m out of the shower I’m already coming up with a plan to binge and purge again that night.